Meet the Ladies
I’m a twenty-something East Coast transplant living in San Francisco with the ladies, too many shoes, and a packed closet worth of frocks. I work in fashion merchandising and spend my free time cooking Armenian food for my friends, reading Vonnegut novels, and painting my toenails with glitter polish. I celebrate Blue Mondays, Bathtub Tuesdays, Dinner Party Wednesdays, Thankful Thursdays, Fancy Fridays, and San Francisco Saturdays. Sunday is the Lord’s day and so I rest. When I’m in a glamorous mood (usually tequila induced) I change my name to “Brooke,” my mom calls me “Doodle” and my sister calls me “Roxy,” but most of the time I’m just me. Welcome to my life in a rabbit hole.
Lucille Winifred Goo
Lucy is an Aquarius vegetarian who enjoys long hops on the beach and having her toenails filed while watching the Real Housewives of New York and any related Bethenny Frankel spinoffs. Her favorite foods include carrot tops, apples, and triscuts. Lucy is currently the single mother of Peter Petunia Goo but recently joined BunSpace and is looking for that special someone.
Peter Petunia Goo
Pete is a single Gemini vegan who loves spending weekends at Crissy Field eating the grass and digging holes in the sand. Pete is actually female but due to some confusion after her birth on Rachel’s bedspread, the name Pete stuck and now everyone struggles with the correct pronouns. Pete sleeps in a shoebox under the bed and spends her free time cruising around the rabbit hole in search of paper scraps to add to her nest. Little known fact, Pete is also a proud Democrat (the only one in our Rabbit Hole) and loves giving the government money so much that she ate Rachel’s federal tax refund check when it arrived in the mail in 2010. That’s one expensive rabbit.